July 2012
#ChrisColferisBeautiful
chrishummelcolfer:
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“You know what it’s like, hopefully, to be head-over-heels for somebody. I mean...”
– Darren Criss (via evarren)
kinkycolfer asked: Brian and Darren huddled up...
grandoldivy:
Watchwhywouldyoudothatloki:
Last year, I met Starkid on my birthday. Darren Criss and Bonnie Gruesen gave me an awesome birthday message. And here it is, for your viewing pleasure.
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.
shiphassailed:
tigerpellets:
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life
colfertion asked: darren blurting out something...
grandoldivy:
AN EXTRA SAW DARREN STICK A POST IT NOTE SAYING...
alotlikelightningg:
TIME TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT
just a quick reminder
iluvklaine:
that darren and chris have had each others tongue down their throats… and enjoyed it ;)
h0rmonecasserole:
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
sexybritishllama:
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not effing grape
“This is my twelfth and last book signing, and I still get nervous every time I...”
– Chris Colfer (via drunkencolfer)
paulevrett asked: can you draw darren doing a...
grandoldivy:
So on Hannah's blog or Darrenistinyasfuck an anon...
klaineisnow:
“OMG Hannah my friends were at the Colombus signing today and met Chris! They were chatting with people we’ve met through twitter and one of them told them about an extra that said that one the last day of filming Cory, Chord, Darren and Chris were walking off set and Darren apparently put a post it note on Chris’ ass with the words MINE written on it! HELP!”
I HOPE THIS IS FUCKING...
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so basically I fell asleep to Chris Colfer’s beautiful voice last night.
shedreamedforever:
hummelberry:
chris also gave an autistic kid his diet coke can when they asked for it omg that’s love
THAT WAS MY BROTHER!!!! CHRIS HIGH FIVED HIM THREE TIMES AND HE TOLD ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY
brok4n:
Oh and something else! At the signing there was a deaf girl, and Chris communicated with her in sign which was VERY sweet of him.
