sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
Beccabooface: ohblainers: I had a really long... →
ohblainers: I had a really long dream where Darren was doing something at some off off off off off Broadway theater and he was doing a meet and greet in the lobby beforehand but so were his parents? And I just spent the whole time talking to his mom about robots. And when he tried to…
Excerpt from the Land of Stories as read by...
cumberbass: that moment when you realize that you’re in love with so many famous people or fictional characters that you wonder if your heart could love an ordinary person
fandomity: Finnick is just Aquaman’s badass descendant.
Katniss: BUT I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN ...
Gale: NEVER MIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUU !!
Rue: I CAME TO WIN, TO FLY, TO CONQUER ... TO FLYYYY !!
Peeta: I can't win, I can't reign, I will never win this game without you ...
Finnick: IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT !!
Madge: JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN ...
Cato: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT ?!?!
Siri - You rock
Person: I hate the Hunger Games
Siri: ...Checking your current location...
Person: Why are you doing that?
Siri: To come and beat the living crap out of you
shavingryansprivates: if i had a dollar for every dollar i had i would have an infinitely increasing amount of dollars
Ok can I just point out something
darrenstinyasfuck: In this gif which comes from here Darren fucking slides his hand down Chris’ ass and his thigh. He doesn’t just take his arm back, he fucking lingers then slides his hand down and then catches Chris’ fucking thumb for a second too. Way to be subtle, Darren!
When I'm Alone: Hey, look at this beautiful art, look at all these intelligent conversations. Wanna see some amazing graphics? How about a silly gif set that also makes you sad as well as laugh?
When Someone Is Around: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN
hemsworth family reunions
liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
chris: oh it's great how about yours
liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I'm ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
chris colfer: exists
me: dying whale noises
have you ever had really mean thoughts and snarky whiny remarks in your head oh my god because in my mind i’m an even bigger asshole than i let everybody think i am
neverforgetneverforgive: so what I get from that (x) is that Darren taught Chris some of his favourite ‘starkids teather games’ and they spent every break between their performances doing them
Ah I wanna cry now. Just overwrote my previous essay with my new essay and I haven’t handed in my previous essay yet. Wasted all my effort and time. D’: *sobs quietly in a corner*