school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
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hrhchriscolfer Saw this little guy at the pet store and had to take him home. Born with only one bulging eye! Going to name him Monocle or Mr. Peanut.
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I’m looking for a tumblr friend! Reblog if you want to send inboxes to and fro! <3 (pretty please)
this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life
last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time
I always get this to Do with modelling/fashion😃
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When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from.
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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
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“My mom worked really hard to come to this country, and it was something she dreamed of her whole life, and so I think that was really instilled in me as a kid. I try desperately to be as humble as possible at all times, and it’s easy, because I’m so humbled by so many people that I get to work with. I’m consistently inspired by people who I think are incredible. That’s what keeps me grounded. I don’t feel entitled to any of this, I feel like I’m a guest in a very immaculate ball and I’m really trying to look nice and be polite because I should be so lucky to be at this party, and I’m just trying not to make a fool of myself so they don’t kick me out.” - DARREN CRISS
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my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”
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