ArE YOU fUCKING lidding ME>???

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chuck_criss: The newest love of my life, my baby daughter Rosemary Criss

chuck_crissThe newest love of my life, my baby daughter Rosemary Criss

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

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tumblring alone: 5 reblogs per second
tumblring when family is around: stares at half a pic and slowly scrolls through post making sure all is appropriate


u ever hear someone’s opinion and feel like you need to lie down

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Sherlock being adorably normal in “The Sign of Three” and/or failing at it

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do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

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